I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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