PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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