We won't sleep together?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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