y did u give ur computer a hand job?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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