I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish you could order shots online.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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