good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
All I want is dick and wine.
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