When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
When are your genitals available?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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