I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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