it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Soap is not a condiment
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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