You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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