weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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