At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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