You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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