Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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