And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
