Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
