She announced her abortion via fbk
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
