we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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