is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
