Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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