North Korea, Best Korea!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
