so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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