just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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