her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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