at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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