there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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