I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Still dying that you shit outside
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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