Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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