I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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