Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
