The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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