it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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