Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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