STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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