Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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