i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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