I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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