I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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