I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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