You really coming over, don't trick.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Randomize
