if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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