Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Let's paint friendship bongs
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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