If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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