he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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