I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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