Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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