Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
