I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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