: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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