Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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