I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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